It all seems manageable until you realize how far the next firm-observed holiday is...

There's a direct correlation between load time and lack of desire to work...

Ah, another scales of justice paperweight...

Happens every time without fail before the holidays...

Oh, fancy getting a call from you...

When you can't even escape how mundane your job is when unconscious...

To think of all those years I missed out on practicing for the real world...

Not all fine print gets the privilege of getting read...

If it were up to me, I'd still be on an operating system from 10 years ago...