The Introverted Attorney plush is your disgruntled office desk mate, equipped with a detachable cup of coffee and laptop. Fitting because he's thoroughly experienced at angrily typing professional-sounding emails and consuming coffee at alarming rates to no effect.
Need to look into the weary eyes of a corporate bestie as you both wonder why you have to attend so many useless meetings every day? He's here for you... and you can also squeeze and shake him whenever you want without having to report to HR later.
*This is limited in supply -- once sold out, it'll be gone forever!*
