When you search inside yourself and... find nothing...

... "Ah, how convenient that you just walked by!"

There's a reason why contracts aren't easy to read...

I rue the day that I put off all my work to finally arriving...

Actually, just block all calls...

... Can we switch life problems?

I sure am lucky...

Yeller and screamers, be yourself and thrive in a law firm!

I always have the urge to eat the loudest foods when on conference calls...