Oh, fancy getting a call from you...

To think of all those years I missed out on practicing for the real world...

As they say, you gotta cook two eggs with one skillet...

When you look at the law firm hiring process under the hood...

"I need to clean up my notes" is usually code for "I need to write new notes"...

When others flex their muscles, lawyers come into work when they're not expected to...

The only day of the week where you can put "Happy" in front of it and not seem bitter or sarcastic...

... but maybe I'd rather literally be dumpster diving.

Does not compute...