There's nothing better than some trusty catch-all language...

Just gotta keep that status in the green...

I've touched everything in my office and none of it sparks joy...

This is my form of meditation...

You never know when that random ostrich fact might be helpful at a networking event...

*leaps behind table*

Let me just blast the entire firm about this one...

With the power of alcohol, my typing speed goes down to .00001 wpm!

Another PSA to law students...