MS Word, why do you hate me so much.

When what I'm saying does not compute with what's in my brain...

Don't let the door hit you on your way out!

Lawyers, the lesser known and underrated firefighters of the corporate world...

When you get a surprise three day weekend because you forgot it was Memorial Day on Monday...

... Do you really want to know?

Oh, more work? That will definitely help with my lack of bandwidth! Thanks!!!

Just when you think you've reached inbox zero, you can probably count on that landslide of new emails to come in...

How is sitting on my ass and talking more physically exhausting to me than running an actual marathon? Do conference calls count as exercise then? 🤔💡