Red flags are pretty much a hallmark of the law firm experience...

The anticipation of the doom to come!

This is a pretty ambiguous phase...

Sorry, is this chicken scratch an accident or an attempt to convey a message?

As they say, better the law firm partner you know than the law firm partner you don't...

Oh, more work? That will definitely help with my lack of bandwidth! Thanks!!!

Partners always have the perfect timing when launching their "pls fix" attacks...

... Isn't this a great service that we're providing to you?

The partners are at it again...