The you that you are to yourself vs the you that you are to your friends.

I've never related more to a Netflix show...

When you try for a few minutes and are immediately exhausted...

This is a pretty ambiguous phase...

Welcome to the Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde of Zoom!

We should extend all weekends to three days in order to take into account the wasted Sunday...

Just when you think an email is better than a meeting, you realize that nothing is better than no contact whatsoever.

I would put my phone on "do not disturb", but the anticipation would also be deleterious to my health...

You'll get that beautiful office... after 10-12 years of bone-crushing stress!