If it were up to me, I'd still be on an operating system from 10 years ago...

If you think about it... don't dogs have the best life?

As they say, you gotta cook two eggs with one skillet...

"I need to clean up my notes" is usually code for "I need to write new notes"...

When others flex their muscles, lawyers come into work when they're not expected to...

Getting a job is great until you actually get one...

This is why I never rifle through my old files if I can help it...

The only day of the week where you can put "Happy" in front of it and not seem bitter or sarcastic...

... but maybe I'd rather literally be dumpster diving.