Is my life a simulation after all?

Do we all have the same definition of "urgent"?

For every one gem of a client I have, I have 10 duds though.

Ah, I already feel my self esteem flourishing...

What the hell is this 5-letter word...

Being my work BFF is an honor that I unilaterally bestow onto you and a lifelong commitment… until I decide to leave the firm first. 😌 #workbff #w...

This is my usual.

I was well until I got your email.

It's not that I don't know what to do... I just don't want to do it...