ᴰᵒᵒᵐ ˢᶜʳᵒˡˡ ᴹⁱⁿⁱ ᴾˡᵘˢʰ
This plush is tethered to its phone (but you can rip it out of its hands, if you have enough will power). In fact, it's on its phone so much, it emits a concerning glow when in the dark:
Why would you want such a thing? Uh... I don't know...
I mean, you could put it on your desk at work and it'll likely be perceived by everyone around you as a subtle cry for help. At the very least, it will be an unsettling presence with its chronically open, baggy eyes, fixated on its hypnotizing phone screen.
... What? Those aren't enticing reasons?
Oh... um, it's head is so big that it can barely sit upright on its own? *cries in bad at marketing*.
Well, like me, this strange thing was randomly unleashed into the world and is now available to buy on Makeship... (ahem, to be clear the plush is available to buy, not me personally).
✨ Special Deal ✨
The way the Makeship campaign works is that if enough plushies are sold (200 units), then they will go into production and everyone who purchases before December 19 will get their plush around May 2025. If we don't sell enough plushies by Dec. 19, then you get your money back.
Since this plush is a representation of me feeling absolutely cooked after work, and therefore has a special place in my cold black heart, from now through Dec. 19 if you:
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Buy an original IA plush on my website (this ships immediately)
AND - Order a doom scroll plush on Makeship (if funded, ships May 2025).
- I'll send you a free sticker sheet even if the Makeship campaign fails.
Just send me an email (theintrovertedattorney [at] gmail.com) with proof of purchase from Makeship (a screenshot of your receipt is 👍).